Alex Travels Through Space & Time

The story of a twenty-three year-old programmer.

October 17, 2014 at 6:27am
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Reblogged from hothotphone

Erotica Written By An 8 Year Old Boy Who Is Still Trying To Figure Out What Sex Is →

hothotphone:

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Tom Brady was tired from all the football he had been playing. He was sweaty too. He had scored like 100 touchdowns.

Something you should know about Tom Brady is that he is the best at football. He is also the best at sex. He is the Tom Brady of sex. He definitely knows what it is and how…

October 16, 2014 at 6:53am
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Reblogged from aphtonites

aphtonites:

had a crappy day? just remember

Is this Captain Planet’s voice actor?

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October 15, 2014 at 7:03am
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anothersaxophonist:

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anothersaxophonist:

rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST

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October 13, 2014 at 6:47am
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Reblogged from officialprincewilliam

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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6:23am
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Reblogged from pleatedjeans

pancakes-and-penguins:

This is the single best post I’ve ever seen. 

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October 10, 2014 at 6:32am
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Reblogged from straightwhiteboystexting

Anonymous said: Can you please change whoever is providing you with ads? I shouldn't have to read bullshit as sexist and blatantly racist as the shit at the bottom of your blog. China love, Asian lovers, chnlov, shit like this, I shouldn't have to read this fucking bullshit. I hope you fucking die, you disgusting perverted shitlord. I can't believe I have to expose myself to this bullshit that you obviously fucking love and enjoy so much, just so you can make some fucking money. Fuck you shitlord I hope you die

straightwhiteboystexting:

The ads are based off your search history and online behaviour

October 4, 2014 at 9:02pm
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Reblogged from truthful

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8:59pm
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chescaleigh:

clarknokent:

Bruh

shots fired

chescaleigh:

clarknokent:

Bruh

shots fired

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September 28, 2014 at 11:39am
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Reblogged from skunkbear

foxnewsofficial:

nice of people to stop murdering with steam in the year 2000

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September 23, 2014 at 6:54am
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Reblogged from jesus-san

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